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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 05:01
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Common daily vitamin could slow biological aging, major study suggests - AOL.com
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Then came..
Nasa delays next flight of Boeing’s alternative to SpaceX Dragon - The Edge Malaysia
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Mets add Lovelady on MLB deal to bolster lefty 'pen depth - MLB.com
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance